Thursday, November 30, 2017


A bit of self promotion (circa 1990's) from the long lost age of postcard mailings targeting art and design directors.

Friday, November 17, 2017


Acrylic on Panel - 2017

A lame and messier version of aerial photography.

Thursday, November 9, 2017


Mixed Media on Paper

This was a cover illustration for the Seattle Times entertainment magazine known as Ticket.

I am uncertain about the year this ran in, but it was for New Years Eve sometime in the early 2000's.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Goddard's Hooligans

Once again, Michael Gerber has been kind to me and published this five page short story in the fifth issue of The American Bystander. This is the only American Humor magazine that currently exists in the World. It is my privilege to be included with authors and cartoonists more eminent than myself.

It seems as though I am a teenage boy who has stowed away on the most marvelous pirate ship.

You can subscribe to this splendid publication, and you ought to do so in order to be more presentable at cocktail parties.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Failed Michael Jackson Impersonator

Mixed Media on Paper -1985

This is a very large drawing. Approximately 6' vertical and 8' horizontal. In the Post Thriller era that became the languid in between era of when is Michael Jackson going to release a new album? I had to traverse Market Street in San Francisco five days a week. As the time grew longer and longer between the release dates of Thriller and the record that would be known as Bad, strange creatures began to appear all up and down Market Street. Such was the King of Pops power to inspire that flattery known as imitation. These charlatans badly pranced, preened and spun upon flattened and dirty refrigerator boxes, moon walking to the noise that spewed from much too loud ghetto blasters, while wearing their approximated Thriller era costumes from the Saint Vincent De Paul Thrift Store.

All of these homemade costumes included the white glove effect. These had to have come from little old lady estate sales. These were the gloves they had worn to church for many years, the exception being their funerals. Clearly they all needed a better Dresser. From the estate sale these gloves had quickly landed in the thrift store and were easy pickings for street life, who then proceeded getting them dirty with pavement pirouettes.

After all this time, I think they were mad. Why would anyone even ponder the idea of impersonating Michael Jackson? The man was completely sui generis and massively gifted to boot! There is no way that the most talented mimic could even come close to approaching the level of brilliance required by this task, let alone guys on the street who saw themselves as entitled to the money of passersby who had simply stumbled across their numerous lame reenactments while once again on their ways to the drudgery of the high rise office. Just because one had to wear a suit, it didn't mean that one had money. Likelier you were suffering with four roommates to be able to afford the astronomical rents.

These imposters were as close to Michael Jackson as those grown men who play army are to the Battle of Antietam.

All of them were worse than Mimes. And after that it went Bad.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

If, Then Why?

Mixed Media on Paper - 1984

A very big mixed media drawing from an exhibition at Project Artaud in San Francisco in 1984.

Friday, July 28, 2017

Saguaro After A Monsoon

Flashe on Panel - 2017

In the Sonoran Desert, something that makes plein air painting very fun is the fact that the qualities of the light and heat dry water based paints very quickly.

It is very much like working in wax encaustic.

Although if you tried to paint wax encaustic outdoors here, it would likely melt!

You simply have to make marks without too much thought going into it. You cannot pussyfoot around.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Monster Cactus At Dawn

Flashe on Panel - 2017

Sometimes making a painting is like delivering a swift punch to the nose of a deserving fop.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Watteau Meets Madame Butterfly

Watercolor on Paper - 2017

Looking at old French drawings. Listening to Maria Callas sing Puccini.

Friday, July 14, 2017

The Tiger, The Drunk, And The Diamond Genie Con Man

Mixed Media on Paper - 1986

A large painting on paper from a long time ago, the neo-expressionist nineteen-eighties.

How can you be a neo-expressionist if you were actually born that way?

This painting looks an awful lot like the pictures I made as a child.

Before I knew what expressionism is or was.

They can't train it out of me.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Shell Shock

Watercolor on Paper - 2017

That's how they used to refer to PTSD. Shell Shock. I was going through some old family photos the other day and I came across a strange one from World War Two.

Young men standing around smoking cigarettes on the porch of a military hospital. Three in uniform and one wearing fancy pajamas. I was struck by their resemblance to a punk band from the late Seventies or early Eighties. I showed the photo to others and everyone agreed with me that they might as well have been Wall of Voodoo or Joy Division.

The original photo is in black and white.

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Terriers Of The Famous

Michael Gerber has once again been kind to me and published this single page comic in the fourth issue of The American Bystander. This is the only American Humor Magazine that currently exists in the World. You can subscribe to this wonderful publication, and you ought to do so in order to get that frown off of your face. Visage improvement, that's the ticket!

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Flower Child

Watercolor on Paper - 2017

Things ain't like they're supposed to be and this ain't the Summer, this ain't the Summer, this ain't, this ain't, this ain't the Summer of Love.

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Dr. Strange Love Redux

Mixed Media - 1998

A second illustration from Dr. Strange Love - Seattle Weekly 1998. This illustration was one of several that appeared with an article by Rick Anderson titled "The Man Who Remade Women" about an abusive plastic surgeon.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Dr. Strange Love

Mixed Media - 1998

Seattle Weekly 1998 - Illustration for an article written by Rick Anderson titled "The Man Who Remade Women" about an abusive plastic surgeon.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Aunt Spiker

Watercolor on Paper - 2017

A portrait of Aunt Spiker from Roald Dahl's "James and the Giant Peach".

I should be so blessed as to be able to illustrate this wonderful book.

Just like some tacky singer crooned, "But it's only make believe".