Once again, Michael Gerber has been kind to me and published this five page short story in the fifth issue of The American Bystander. This is the only American Humor magazine that currently exists in the World. It is my privilege to be included with authors and cartoonists more eminent than myself.
It seems as though I am a teenage boy who has stowed away on the most marvelous pirate ship.
You can subscribe to this splendid publication, and you ought to do so in order to be more presentable at cocktail parties.